Welcome to life 28 weaks later. Everything will be fine as long as you stay inside the Green Zone and are willing to forgive yourself for what you had to do to survive the zombie plague. Today's rage round question, for free re-admission to the next movie you choose to see at your friendly neighborhood theater chain: "Who is the real monster?"
A. Man, again
B. Children
C. Cheating
D. Not being able to see what the hell is going on
E. All of the above (i.e. stupidity)
The correct answer, with less emphasis on man in general and more on anyone who decided to move back to zombie town, is "E". Please leave the theater and collect your re-admission pass. We look forward to seeing you next weekend with a more lenient attitude toward the plot holes in Spider-Man 3.
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The REAL answer is "B", and I haven't walked out of a movie in 5 years. This is the Jersey Girl of zombie movies.
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